Death Clock Pro
The Death God’s Sacred Contract
Welcome, Mortal Soul
By entering the realm of Death Clock Pro and using our mystical prediction services, you accept these Terms of Service. The Death God has spoken these terms into existence, and all mortals must abide by them to access the secrets of their timeline.
These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of Death Clock Pro (“Service”) operated by us (“Company”, “we”, “us”, or “our”). Please read these Terms carefully before using our Service. Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms.
Entertainment Purpose Only
Critical Disclaimer
Death Clock Pro is designed exclusively for entertainment purposes. Our predictions are not scientific, medical, actuarial, or professional advice of any kind.
Our algorithm provides entertaining predictions based on lifestyle factors
Results should NOT be used for medical diagnosis or treatment decisions
Predictions are NOT suitable for insurance or financial planning
Results should NOT influence major life decisions
Medical Disclaimer
Death Clock Pro does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. The information provided by our service is for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.
Always Consult Healthcare Professionals
Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on Death Clock Pro.
If you think you may have a medical emergency, call your doctor or emergency services immediately. Death Clock Pro does not recommend or endorse any specific tests, physicians, procedures, opinions, or other information.
Your Sacred Duties as a User
Required Responsibilities:
Provide accurate information for optimal predictions
Understand this is entertainment, not medical advice
Use the service responsibly and ethically
Be at least 18 years old to use our service
Strictly Prohibited:
Using results for medical diagnosis
Making insurance or financial decisions based on predictions
Causing distress to others with predictions
Using the service for minors without proper context
Data Usage and Privacy
Your Data Stays With You
Death Clock Pro processes your information locally in your browser. We do not store your personal health information on our servers, ensuring complete privacy and data security.
What We Collect:
- Basic demographic information (age, gender, location)
- Lifestyle choices and health habits
- Anonymous usage analytics for service improvement
For complete details on our data practices, please review our Privacy Policy.
Limitation of Liability
Important Legal Notice
Death Clock Pro and its operators are not liable for any decisions made based on our entertainment predictions.
In no event shall Death Clock Pro, its operators, employees, or affiliates be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses.
You understand and agree that your use of Death Clock Pro is at your own risk. The service is provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied.
We Are Not Responsible For:
- • Emotional distress caused by predictions
- • Financial decisions based on results
- • Medical decisions influenced by predictions
- • Relationship impacts from sharing results
You Are Responsible For:
- • How you interpret and use results
- • Decisions made after using our service
- • Seeking professional advice when needed
- • Using the service responsibly
Age Restrictions and Minors
18+ Service
Death Clock Pro is intended for adults aged 18 and older. Users under 18 should not use this service without proper adult supervision and context.
Mortality awareness content may be psychologically challenging for younger users. We strongly recommend that minors do not use this service, and parents/guardians should exercise discretion and provide appropriate context if discussing our predictions with younger individuals.
If you are under 18 and have accessed this service, please discuss the results with a trusted adult and remember that all predictions are for entertainment only.
Service Modifications and Updates
We reserve the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue Death Clock Pro at any time without prior notice. We may also update these Terms of Service periodically.
We May Change:
- • Algorithm accuracy and methodology
- • Available features and functionality
- • User interface and experience
- • These Terms of Service
You Will Be Notified:
- • Of significant changes to terms
- • When major features are modified
- • If service is discontinued
- • About important updates
Contact and Dispute Resolution
Contact Us
Email: support@deathclock.pro
Response Time: 24-48 hours
Available: 24/7 (Death never sleeps)
For Questions About:
- • These Terms of Service
- • Privacy and data concerns
- • Technical support issues
- • Feedback and suggestions
- • Business partnerships
Any disputes arising from your use of Death Clock Pro will be resolved through good faith discussion. If resolution cannot be reached, disputes will be governed by the laws of the jurisdiction where our company is registered.
The Death God’s Final Word
“By using Death Clock Pro, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. You understand that our predictions are for entertainment only and should not influence medical, financial, or major life decisions.”
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and Death Clock Pro regarding your use of the service.
Remember: Life is precious, time is finite, and every moment counts. Use our predictions as entertainment, but live your life based on wisdom, health, and happiness.
These Terms of Service are effective as of December 2024 and will remain in effect until modified or terminated.